I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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