Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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