my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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