U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The air was thick with penises
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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