normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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