It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
