Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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