I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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