I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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