feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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