I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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