love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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