Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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