Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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