Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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