WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Randomize
