some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
this hospital has no fireball
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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