Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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