I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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