he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I FOUND THE LEGS
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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