just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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