she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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