He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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