So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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