Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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