Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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