been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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