My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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