physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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