Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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