if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
