he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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