I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Panties = found
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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