the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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