he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
