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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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