his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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