Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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