So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
