Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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