he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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