Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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