I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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