is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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