So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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