THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is the high leading the old right now
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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