You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I want to have your abortion
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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