I must be too annoying 4 u.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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