Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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