She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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